Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part 5

What’s sad is…I can see myself in these confessions writing similar confessions. I better save for therapist bills… ———————————————————————————————————————————– Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part 5 Previously: Groomzilla and Lesbian Bridezilla submitted their list of unreasonable demands to the florist and arrived at the perfect floral arrangement. Madonna the Divorcee has 4 minutes to save the … Continue reading

Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part 4

Where is my “LB”??? ———————————————————————————————————————————– Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part 4 Previously: Groomzilla’s designer friend captured the essence of Vera Wang in lovely wedding invitations and thwarted Fiancé’s attempts to send an eVite to the wedding guests. Every bridezilla has a partner-in-crime. She is that one special friend who amplifies and validates every irrational thought, … Continue reading

Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part 3

Goodness forgive the person who sends a wedding invite via Evite…. Anyhow, I have turned my friend “A” onto these entries. It’s so nice to share great stuff like this and then jump into analysis with someone. Haha. We’ve been quoting all day lines from the entries so far… ———————————————————————————————————————————– Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part … Continue reading

Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part 2

This is the second installment of the Diaries of a Groomzilla. I hope it gets better…. ———————————————————————————————————————————– Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part 2 When we last saw Groomzilla, the California Supreme Court had sent him flashing back to his mother’s wedding memories and pondering how he, too, might now plan a Big Day worthy of … Continue reading

Diaries of a Groomzilla, Part 1

When the California Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage, it unleashed a monster. This is the story of Groomzilla, who is planning an October 25 wedding. I am a groomzilla, and like the bridezilla sisters who paved the way before me, I take no responsibility for my actions. I blame my mother Jacquelyn. Growing up in … Continue reading

To Even Get Fifty Percent of Someone…

There are songs that when you first hear them, they leave a lasting impression. This is one of those songs for me. I can still remember the surprise of when I first heard this sung and its charm has never faded. It’s from a show called “Ballroom” by Jerome Kass (writer), Billy Goldenberg (music), Alan … Continue reading

Moi & Alexander McQueen

This past spring, I had the opportunity to join Moi on an impromptu mini-shopping trip in the Meatpacking District. The sun was shining, the beautiful window displays were enticing, and as one walked pass the stylish New Yorkers, one could hear their credit cards silently crying. But window shopping isn’t fun until someone buys something. … Continue reading